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i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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