At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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