Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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