New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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