we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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