He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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