is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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