Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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