Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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