Hey man sorry I got all grabby
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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