going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
