Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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