He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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