I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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