I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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