You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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