So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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