You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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