Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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