I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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