Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Randomize
