Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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