I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
it's not cheating when I paid for it
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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