I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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