i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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