We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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