he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
my poor anus
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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