I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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