i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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