You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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