Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Randomize
