Cold hands, warm shart.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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