he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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