Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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