Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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