I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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