Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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