susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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