How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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