dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
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