After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
