i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
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