i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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