he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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