If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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