when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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