Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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