are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize
