Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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