You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Sext me about skeletons
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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