if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Randomize
