Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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